Dan here. Coming at you live(not really) from Spider Central... some very often call it 'The Spider Hate Page'. That's what I call it too. Its the place where I store all my 'TBSER's ' (Text Based Spider Encounter Re-enactments'). It's also the place where you the viewer can drop me your 'TBSER', if you're a lucky boy or girl, and the 'Spider Hate Gods' smile upon you, it's almost garuanteed that it'll be posted here. Spider Hater's unite! Keep your eye's peeled, because very soon this page will also link to some very useful Spider Pages. But Dan you hate spider's. Yes, but it's almost necessity to know who and what your enemies are. That's it for now. Enjoy.

Spider \spy-dur\n. 1: Any of an order (Arneida) of Arachnids having a body with two main divisions, four pairs of walking legs, and two or more pairs of abdominal spinnerets for spinning threads of silk used in making cocoons for their eggs, nests for themselves, or webs to catch prey. 2: Initiator of disgust and loathing for Cartoonist at Large, Big Dan Watson, who states, "Any of the order of Arachnid have no business being near me at anytime, due to no remembrance of a request of their presence ever being issued. Whether suprised by their presence or having full knowledge of, the encounter ultimately ends by applying the technique of death to any of the order of Arachnid be it cruel or unusual, what a bummer. How dare they."

Disclaimer: ...Fear is not the issue... The issue is respect, which cannot be obtained from a mindless boneless animal, crushing of internal organs being the only viable resolution.